Who's doing the Masters Pool?

I stand corrected. David Toms is carrying my team at 25th.

 

Dead last by five strokes. I'm halfway home.

 

Look at those goblins gobble

 

Don't get cocky Oz, I can still catch you.

 

Hear hear to David Toms and Geoff Ogilvy. As long as DL III doesn't completely implode (which could be very wishful thinking), I might just have a shot at this thing.

 

Sirs, Madames,

Adam Scott is out to shoot a number that I'm lucky to hit. Okay, he'll shoot a number that's half the number I'm lucky to hit on that tracks. Still he's dragging down Roberto de V's Math Class. Could he not have missed the cut for me.

YHS, etc

 

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie... Oy-veh!

 

The Fargo North Decoders are the leaders in the clubhouse at 21-over through three rounds. Myself, Kenny Rogers Roasters and Meche is Money are in at 29-over.

Seven of the 21 teams still have one golfer out on the course. The teams' golfers are: Vijay Singh, Vaughn Taylor, Brett Wetterich and David Howell.

 

KOBES TROLLS WILRUL AS CHARMIONS!

 

I was giddy at the time I named my team, and I shall refer to myself from here on out as Meche might be money. Kudos, btw, for putting the pool together. This year, it's been more entertaining to see how I stack up on here than watching the tournament itself.

 

You just entered the clubhouse at 26-over. David Howell just treated you like a vulnerable teenage concierge at a Colorado resort.

 

I'm JUST 33-over. Do I get a prize for accumulating 900 strokes on the nose at the 3/4 pole??

Damn you Trevor Immelman, you quitter...