Who's doing the Masters Pool?

Two stroke penalty! Potential future rule.

EDIT - Though more importantly, FUCK YOU DARREN CLARKE. God damn 83. Could only beat Seve by 3!

 

Not to be a dick, but Clarke is less than a year removed from the loss of his wife to cancer. A smidge of slack might be in order.

 

True, but that hasn't kept him from playing -- didn't he play the Ryder Cup soon after she died?

 

Ouch. But hey, if I finish dead last with Tiger, I would dare say few people could pull that off in a Masters pool.

 

Trying to do running scores, as of now yesterday's leaders, Kobe's Trolls, went from 2-under to 11-over.

Not looking like anyone will be below-par after today.

 

Way to lead my team, Eldrick.

Could you at least miss the cut? I'd be better off.

 

14 pool golfers are still on the course, but here's where we stand right now.

Par after two rounds is 576

Entry Score
Freelance Hack 521
The Green Chefs 517
Doc's Triumphant 597
ByDesign77's 440
Fargo North Decoders 517
BLOOOOOWN UP 519
Kenny Rogers Roasters 440
Hank_Scorpio 520
Omega MU 607
Jaret Wright's Retirement 456
Meche is Money 519
GB-Hack 368
WS 446
Gobbling Goblins 374
CollegeJournalist 593
Shot's Banana 514
A Tradition Like No Other 517
AgatePage's ANGC 453
The Happy Gilmores 457
Friend of the Friendless 441
Kobe's Trolls 587
Rhody31 524

 

Man, I'm kicking ass. Man, I'm 10 up on the next closest person.
Snap.

 

And he made some amends with a 71 today. Thanks, DC. Have a cigar and let Jose Maria fill in.

 

Second round results have been tabulated and I believe we have a SportsJournalists.com Golf Pool first. No team was DQ'ed for having too many golfers miss the cut. In fact, of the 41 golfers selected as either starters or alternates, less than one quarter of them missed the cut.

If only the scores were as good as our picking abilities.

[table]
[tr][td]Entry[/td] [td]Score[/td] [td]Score to Par[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Gobbling Goblins [/td][td]586 [/td][td]10[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Fargo North Decoders [/td][td]587 [/td][td]11[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Kobe's Trolls [/td][td]587 [/td][td]11[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Meche is Money [/td][td]589 [/td][td]13[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]ByDesign77's [/td][td]591 [/td][td]15[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Shot's Banana [/td][td]592 [/td][td]16[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Kenny Rogers Roasters [/td][td]593 [/td][td]17[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]The Green Chefs* [/td][td]593 [/td][td]17[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]CollegeJournalist* [/td][td]593 [/td][td]17[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Friend of the Friendless [/td][td]595 [/td][td]19[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]A Tradition Like No Other* [/td][td]595 [/td][td]19[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]BLOOOOOWN UP [/td][td]596 [/td][td]20[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Doc's Triumphant* [/td][td]597 [/td][td]21[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Hank_Scorpio [/td][td]598 [/td][td]22[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Freelance Hack[/td] [td]599 [/td][td]23[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]GB-Hack [/td][td]599 [/td][td]23[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]WS [/td][td]600 [/td][td]24[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Rhody31 [/td][td]602 [/td][td]26[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]AgatePage's ANGC* [/td][td]605 [/td][td]29[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Jaret Wright's Retirement* [/td][td]606 [/td][td]30[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Omega MU** [/td][td]607 [/td][td]31[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]The Happy Gilmores** [/td][td]612 [/td][td]36[/td][/tr][/table]
* -- 1 alternate to start third round
** -- 2 alternates to start third round

As always, please report any questions or discrepancies ASAP. Good luck!

 

I hereby withdraw my previous complaint about Mr. Woods.

 

My best golfer (outside of Tiger) is tied for 27th. That's really something.