Who's creepier: Joe Simpson or Billy Ray Cyrus?

That Nashville Idol thing isn't new, just a new name. They had Nashville Star on USA Network the last few years, although Cyrus didn't host that one.

It's the same concept, for the most part. Although it is shorter (no audition shows) and there is a original song night, where the singers sing their own songs.

 

Joe Simpson ------> ultimate creep.

 

Joe Simpson.

However, my vote for all-time creepy goes to Joe Jackson. No wonder Michael is so fucked up in the head.

 

My first thought was also the Braves broadcaster, who is decidedly uncreepy.

 

After achy breaky heart cyrus may get some fame back but he will never ever get his dignity back.

 

Well, there's dignity, and there's not having to work in a factory or on a farm or, ahem, for a newspaper somewhere for the rest of your life. For entertainers, dignity really isn't a large part of the equation, if at all.

 

Joe Simpson ... because he openly talked about how Jessica ought to flaunt her D cups.

 

Double D's

[quote author=Joe Simpson]“Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"[/quote]

At least Joe hasn't launched into a discussion of Jessica and Ashlee's shaving habits. Yet.

 

The Donald's assertion that he would do Ivanka if he were not her father, deserves some mention as well.

 

At least Joe hasn't launched into a discussion of Jessica and Ashlee's shaving habits. Yet.
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That's news to me. We've got a winner.

 

I'm sure Michael had no input into that equation.

 

I blame Tito.