Who would win in a fight Phil Simms or Desmond Howard?

Yup. A nice middleweight bout but it's kinda an undercard bout. Need a better one at the top of the bill.

 

Did you miss the whole thing a couple years ago when he did a similar thing in regards to Chris getting criticized? The guy is an ass, plain and simple.

 

I seem to recall Simms publicly taking on a very low profile during Chris' career--thought I read something about him watching games at Texas in disguise--but hearing after the fact from CFB writers that he was a major pain in the ass to Mack Brown and staff. My impression for Matt was that he was decidedly more public, maybe b/c of the constant Simms/Applewhite shuffle at Texas. Dunno. But as Ben Hecht points out, one thing Chris Simms is is tough. Nearly died on the field of a busted spleen. Jay Cutler would never have to worry about that.

 

"You can say whatever you want about my son, but one thing that'll get me mad, and I'll stand in your face about it, is about toughness. Who the hell can be tougher than him, physically or what he endures?"

Phil Simms in 2005 regarding Steve Young saying he likes Chris Simms footwork and throw but worries about his mental toughness.

 

I'd pay to see:

Big Ben vs. Michael Vick
Goodell vs. James Harrison
Tom Jackson vs. soused 1977 Broncos O-line
Hochuli vs. Jerry "That Particular Official Gets a Lot of Criticism" Jones

 

"1234, we've got disco war, folks!"

 

If Simms would ever catch Desmond, there would be little pieces of Howard strewn about.

IF he caught him. Simmsy is not exactly fleet of foot.

 

Rex Ryan v. Bill Belichick
Curt Menafee v. James Brown
Jerry Glanville v. Bum Phillips

 

I suspect Rex Ryan will taste defeat that night. But he'll beat Belichick.