Who own da Chiefs?

Morris, you make me sick when you speak.

 

Fucked the barmaid last trip.

I mean, I walked into the place, she comes up to me without even sayin' hello and just rubs up against me.

 

She's a lesbian Hammerhead, a lesbian!

I know, I know!

 

Nipples hard as little rocks.

 

That is a very ... deep ... cut.

 

I don't blame you, though, Suzanne. You see, women's bodies are beautiful.

But men's bodies, I see 'em everywhere. Locker rooms, cocks all over the place...

 

Johnny doesn't care for the fighting... he told me so.

 

My hallergy to these fucking fans has returned.

 

Yeah, Johnny always says you can only drink so much, screw so much.

 

I'm feeling a little ... TIPsy.

I've been shitfaced for a week.

 

See, every time Hanrahan went out on the road, I would go over to this wife's house, and we would get drunk, and we would talk about how depressed and lonely we were without the guys.
Every week, blah, blah, blah.
Then, one night, we were talking about how we hated the life, and how we had never done much of anything ourselves.
And I don't know why, really...
We were like kids. We started playing with one another.
We were drunk, as usual.
The next week we did it sober, and it was terrific.
At the end of the day, I think about women. I think about women's bodies.

 

Don't EVER play Lady of Spain again