Who Is The Dummy Here?

Man with manequin drives in the carpool lane and causes a chain reaction accident.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/nb/cyfair/news/6531877.html

 

He was probably distracted, given that his passanger wouldn't answer any of his attempts at conversation.

 

Naw, he was too busy listening to Starship and their awesome tribute to the love only a man and his mannequin can share.

 

That's my wife, too.

 

Ohhh, that's rough. An awesome line, ruined by posting the poster from the sequel. FAIL!!!

 

C'mon, Beej, everyone knows the sequel was superior.

 

I couldn't find a poster from the original. And with the car, I thought it worked here. In hindsight, I should have left the line alone and not even added the picture but I thought that might be too esoteric. I throw myself upon the mercy of the court.

 

Which one was driving?




(Don't answer that. I read the link. Just couldn't resist).

 

Answer: It is us.

This guy was third highest-paid comic last year. He made $30 million. His name is Jeff Dunham.