Who gets what in your will.....

In the ultimate of ironies, I have the lone autograph I've asked for in my adult life -- Bo Schembechler. And it's in the front of the book he wrote with Mitch Albom. So to keep Bo's autograph, I have to keep Albom's book... who wants it?

 

I'm leaving all my junk to Angola! just so he can travel all the way back to West Texas to collect it.

 

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have read on this site so far.

So what if I have only been around for 275 posts. That was funny.

 

You should have been here at the end of last year when I told a story about a girl who died while giving road head. I don't think she thought it was so funny. That didn't quite stop my friends and I from chuckling over the circumstances.

 

As I said before, I refuse to believe Chef has bequeathable items. Anyone crazy enough to perform self-surgery repeatedly does not have anything of value.
I'm leaving my post count to Mikey. I know how much he likes to see those numbers go up, and while it won't be a large number, every little bit helps that poor sap.
I'd leave him my wife, but I'm not sure he'd remember what to do with her anyway.
Pete Incaviglia gets my daughter. She's a little older than his kid, but the fact he cared enough to start the "What to do with my newborn" thread shows me he'll at least try to do the right things as a parent, and that's about 95 percent of the battle.
My sidesaddle goes to The Good Doctor. He has always seemed to be Obama's most eloquent supporter.
My sigs at the bottom go to Tom. It's not for any special reason other than they are longer than anything he's ever posted and are capitalized correctly. Maybe he can learn a thing or two from them.
IJAG can have my handle. I believe it applies to her just as much as it does me.
Finally, my body I'm leaving to science, because perfection should always be studied.

 

That's excellent, DC. I'm the kind of guy who stops at a penny on the sidewalk because, as I've said since I was 4, "Every little bit helps." Think of all the time it'd save me. ...

 

Yeah, I'm almost to 1,300 posts now. That is what, about three hours for you?

 

I'm thinking my nieces and nephews get most of it (my house has about 200K in equity right now) but there is something that I haven't given much thought to and if someone here wants it, they can have it: a gamebook and media guide to the 1987 Rose Bowl (if I remember correctly, Arizona State beat Michigan). You want it, PM me.

 

As I have said, I want my posts to go to son_of_dooley (whichever regular started that ID a few years ago), along with the PM to myself I saved of the best porn links from that thread heyabbott started a while back.

 

I will my collection of Mike Lupica columns to Boom...

 

I thought you liked Boom.