Whitney and Bobby's love story comes to an end

Just saw this on CNN's website. No other info available, like whether they'll share custody of the dope.


Breaking News -- Grammy-winning singer Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from husband Bobby Brown, her publicist tells The Associated Press.

 

Excuse me while I stand up and applaud (apologies to Jack Buck).

It about fuckin' time she demands her equal share of the cocaine lined up on the dining room table.

 

Fipty-fipty baby.

This was the ultimate love story.......

Wonder if she'll sell her kids to Bobby for the other half of his drug enterprise.

 

She only has one kid, a daughter, but the girl would have to be close to the legal age by now.

 

The kid is what, between 10-13 by now? As funny as this is, I feel for the kid for dealing with parents who have gone off the deep end too many times. I'll give Whitney credit on this: she kept their kid away from the publicity and the spotlight.

 

I can just hear Bobby singing to Whitney at the divorce proceedings:

"Don't Be Cruel...'cuz I would never be that cruel to you..."

 

Maybe, just maybe, Whitney can get cleaned up now.

 

She's probably letting "Mr. Telephone Man" that she will no longer accept collect calls from Bobby when he runs afowl with the law again.

 

As if the BU cussing ban wasn't bad enough, now I have to deal with this.

Excuse me while I kill myself.

 

Freelance, you know that "I Will Always Love You." Please don't kill yourself.

 

Cli-click...

BANG!

 

Could it be that this thread has not ended well?