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Whitlock nails Danica Patrick

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by westcoastvol, Jul 13, 2006.

  1. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    How do they get the booster seat into the cockpit of her car?
  2. lono

    lono Active Member

    Paging Sportschick ... ;D
  3. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I will give her this: She has immaculate feet when she wears those flip-flops. A perfect pedicure.
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

  5. GuessWho

    GuessWho Active Member

    JW nailing DP is a visual I don't wish to contemplate.
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Note to self: Bubbler not a toe sucker.
  7. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    I'm disappointed. I expected an ass-to-mouth joke here. 8)
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Can a toe go ass-to-mouth?
  9. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    If JW couldn't get laid at his friend's bach party in Vegas.............

    My guess is he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a $100 bill tied to his dong.
  10. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    Another image I didn't need put in my mind.
  11. Jeff Gluck

    Jeff Gluck Member

    That's exactly how I see it. Sorry, Whitlock, I think your line "She'd be more hated by jealous drivers than Dale Jr." is off the mark.

    She's not a knockout. However, I'll admit some of the commercials she does, they can make her look pretty good. I still say she's more like a little boy or a high school freshman than a sex symbol.
  12. Almost_Famous

    Almost_Famous Active Member

    Whitlock couldn't get nailed in woodshop.
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