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Whitlock nails Danica Patrick

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by westcoastvol, Jul 13, 2006.

  1. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    Hey Jason, that was a pretty good 360-degree summation of her crazy sitch on Page 2. Dunno if Team Danica's smart enough to take the long view of it, though.

    That, and starting the thread was a funny reason for the headline.
  2. KP

    KP Active Member

    In his dreams.
  3. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Excellent column.
  4. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    She should go.

    The popularity and earning levels aren't even close.

    It's like preaching that Kurt Warner should have stayed in arena football.

    Plus, NASCAR is much safer. Certainly in her eyes, after seeing a teammate get greased at 220 mph in Homestead last year.
  5. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    This thread title is terribly misleading.

    That is all.
  6. joe king

    joe king Active Member

    Yeah, like someone's gonna believe JW and Danica hooked up. Please.
  7. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    If that did happen and a tape of the escapade ended up on YouTube, would it be worth it? On the one hand, you'd get to see Danica Patrick naked. On the other hand, it would be like watching a walrus copulate with a poodle.

    My vote is no.
  8. joe king

    joe king Active Member

    That, sir, was extremely well-played.
  9. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    My guess is that Danica would reverse cowboy up, so you and her wouldn't see that much of Whitlock anyway.

    And has anyone ever noticed that you don't ever see Whitlock and Patrice O'Neal in the same room at the same time?
  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Unless Whitlock was earning his red wings.
  11. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    I wasn't expecting to say this...

    But Whitlock got this one exactly right.
  12. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    Brilliant. Well-played. BP.
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