Where's Bubbler when you need him?!?

So much funnier when the joke was made hours earlier.

 

I refuse to read the entire thread before posting. Especially when people don't know how to punctuate!!

 

Ah yes, I can see where punctuation would be a problem.

Guy's.

 

Damn it.

 

and i'll be the first to admit, it wasn't even funny. at all.

oh, there's punctuation. i just don't believe in caps. does that mean petty's posts are worthless, too?

 

Capsist. And that's already been established!!

 

"Your wife's a Bigfoot, Gus..."

 

God, you guys have spent that much time here? What a bunch of loosers.

"I took your kids fishing, they dipped their heads in the water, came up with fish and said 'goonie goo goo.' What the fuck does goonie goo goo mean, Gus? I went to Spanish Harlem and said 'Goonie goo goo.' My friends told me to shut the fuck up."

 

Classic Eddie.

"...and the motherfuckers come up with fish! I jumped back and said, "Can you believe this motherfuckin' shit?" Then the kid took the fish out his mouth and looked at his brother and said, "Goonie-Goo-Goo." What the fuck is going on here? Normal kids don't do shit like that, Gus. But I'm gonna tell you something, motherfucker. You can take your motherfuckin' hairy fat-ass wife moustache bitch out the fuck, you can go upstairs and get the motherfuckin' dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and get these mothafuckin' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherfuckin' kids of yours and put them in the motherfucking "Goonie-Goo-Goo"-mobile and get the fuck out! And if my wife don't like that, she can get the fuck out, too!"

 

"You missed me bitch!"

 

"I been seeing newspapers every Sunday morning, white dudes be in there in their drawers, never having no bulge in they drawers. Smiling at you. If I ain't have no bulge, I wouldn't be smiling!"

 

"My shoe!"