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Where Does Tiger Finish at Augusta?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Captain_Kirk, Apr 6, 2010.

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Where Does Tiger Finish at Augusta?

  1. Unbelievable--another green jacket.

    8 vote(s)
    13.8%

  2. Runner-up--gets Yanged again.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Top 5

    2 vote(s)
    3.4%

  4. Top 10

    13 vote(s)
    22.4%

  5. Plays the weekend but not a factor

    22 vote(s)
    37.9%

  6. Misses Cut

    4 vote(s)
    6.9%

  7. On Someone's Grille

    9 vote(s)
    15.5%
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  1. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    If those crotchety old fucks at Augusta had a sense of humor he'd be paired with Jesper Parnevik.
     
    Armchair_QB, Apr 6, 2010
    #25
  2. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    I will be stunned if he is in the top 10.
     
    zagoshe, Apr 6, 2010
    #26
  3. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Parnevik's game ain't what it used to be. He didn't qualify.
     
    playthrough, Apr 6, 2010
    #27
  4. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Yes, but on Friday or Sunday?
     
    old_tony, Apr 6, 2010
    #28
  5. rube

    rube Active Member

    He'll end up with those two fat naked bikers in the woods off 17.
     
    rube, Apr 6, 2010
    #29
  6. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    Wrong, Rube. There won't be any skanks inside Augusta National's gates. But they'll be waiting for him by the thousands across the street on Washington Road. Gloria Allred will be representing each one, cooking up more extortion schemes.

    With that being said, not sure if Tiger gets his fifth green jacket but I think he's in the mix Sunday.
     
    Tarheel316, Apr 6, 2010
    #30
  7. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Probably having a threesome with Marilyn Chambers as we speak.
     
    TwoGloves, Apr 6, 2010
    #31
  8. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    He's winning the thing.

    Then will sign with Coca-Cola/ Powerade on Monday; Verizon on Tuesday, and Rolex on Wednesday.
     
    Chef2, Apr 6, 2010
    #32
  9. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    The question wasn't when. It was where.
     
    Oggiedoggie, Apr 6, 2010
    #33
  10. Mark2010

    Mark2010 Active Member

    Where does he finish? 18th green on Friday afternoon. Misses cut by one shot.
     
    Mark2010, Apr 6, 2010
    #34
  11. fishhack2009

    fishhack2009 Active Member

    My money's on "Misses the cut," since "Who cares" wasn't an option.
     
    fishhack2009, Apr 7, 2010
    #35
  12. Clerk Typist

    Clerk Typist Guest

    Parenvik's not in the field. But Woods and Els together, after Ernie called Woods "selfish" regarding the timing of his statement/apology in February, would have been interesting. Maybe on the weekend if the scores line up.
     
    Clerk Typist, Apr 7, 2010
    #36
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