Where are the moderate Americans?

Blame Islam.

 

Based on the evidence, the blame lies with Canada. It's not the US officials' fault that the Canadians didn't know what the fuck they were talking about. Quality work by your boys JR.

 

Wait, Canada certainly fucked up, but what are we doing sending people off to Syria to be tortured?

I thought we didn't do that.

 

Outsourcing. They do it for cheaper and there's less liability. But I hate it when I call the torture help-desk and the fuckers can't even speak English.

 

We simply don't do anything wrong.
Get with the damn program, boys.

 

I've solved all our problems, with the blessed insight of Pirates.

We'll just buy every terrorist on earth a Dell laptop.

They'll never get anything done.

 

There's a tan-skinned guy that's been really getting on my nerves. Maybe I can get CIA to deal.

 

For naked photographs, press one.

For flogging with a metal cord, press two.

 

Yep, the Canadians fucked up on this one. And we Americans have every right to mock them, because we've never relied on inaccurate/cooked information with bad consequences.

And I don't think it's going out on a limb to say that the Canadian government will make much more of an effort to hold those who fucked up accountable. So will the Canadian media.

 

If you actually read what happened, it's clear that the RCMP fucked up.

However, it was the Americans who unilaterally sent this guy off to Syria where he was tortured. And to be clear, he was a Canadian citizen.

Lots of blame to spread around here.

 

I knew there was something suspicious about Don Strock.

 

You guys make my little brain hurt.