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When is a Canadian Not a Canadian?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Armchair_QB, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Zeke and the Ilk.

    Good name for a band.
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Better than Rich Eisen's Pennis?
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Rich Eisen's Pennis is redunddance
  4. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I'm only defending the border if Horny and BBJ are the official religion, dammit.
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Horny will, in fact, be High Priestess of the ROZ, and BBJ will have all the accolades due her only begotten son.

    Accordingly, we will never declare war, but will challenge any nation that attacks us to an NHL-style three-person shootout.

    I MIGHT let BBJ shoot first, but Horny is always going last, what with her infallibility and all.
  6. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    I would be more than happy to sing your national anthem at state functions. :D
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Excellent! YOU'RE HIRED!

    Quick, now we need a national anthem.
  8. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Something with a great honking high note at the end that I can hold for a day and a half.
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    The floor is open.

    I'll take all suggestions, except for anything by Rush, dammit!
  10. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Something by the Bangles maybe. "Eternal Flame" has that great note at the end. But "Walk like an Egyptian" could be fun at sporting events.
  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    How about Cinnamon Girl?

    No long high note at the end, but you could add one. And Neil Young is Canadian.
  12. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Hey, if we're going Neil Young I vote for "Harvest Moon". Although "Helpless" would be an interesting choice for an anthem.
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