When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University

Finally an actual University that not only I could likely afford to attend but may actually get into.

McDonalds opens its first Hamburger University in Shanghai in an attempt to develop an entirely new generatiopn of managers of burger flippers in China.

http://ca.news.finance.yahoo.com/s/30032010/2/biz-finance-mcdonald-s-opens-hamburger-univ-shanghai-companies-try.html

 

Judging by your handle, aren't you a legacy?

ba-dum-bum-CHING

 

Well for as much money as I pumped into their coffers over the past decade I probably should have a wing or at least the library (would they have a library I wonder?) named after me.

 

And Cleveland State will end up on probation after they give away too many Big Macs to their star running back.

 

I hear McGangBanging 101 is a tough class.

 

If there were a Taco Bell Univeristy, I would graduate first in my class.

 

Number 2 sounds a little more right for me when it comes to Taco Bell.

 

I eat Taco Bell up to 5 times a week, most the time with all beans and no meat (trying to be health conscious, funny that's the reason I eat Tbell so much). I also drink constantly and never experience any of the shitting problems Sj Nation has after Taco Bell. Maybe you guys need to have your colons cleansed or something.

 

One of the weekly Super Market mags just did a huge profile on the chick who lost all that weight on the Taco Bell diet.
I believe it's called dysentery.

 

You're not volunteering for the job, are you?