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When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Beef03, Mar 31, 2010.

  1. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    Finally an actual University that not only I could likely afford to attend but may actually get into.

    McDonalds opens its first Hamburger University in Shanghai in an attempt to develop an entirely new generatiopn of managers of burger flippers in China.

  2. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Judging by your handle, aren't you a legacy?

  3. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    Well for as much money as I pumped into their coffers over the past decade I probably should have a wing or at least the library (would they have a library I wonder?) named after me.
  4. Elliotte Friedman

    Elliotte Friedman Moderator Staff Member

    Wasn't this a Dick Butkus movie?

    "We reserve the right not to serve assholes like you!"
  5. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    And Cleveland State will end up on probation after they give away too many Big Macs to their star running back.
  6. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Active Member

  7. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    I hear McGangBanging 101 is a tough class.
  8. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    If there were a Taco Bell Univeristy, I would graduate first in my class.
  9. Number 2 sounds a little more right for me when it comes to Taco Bell.
  10. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    I eat Taco Bell up to 5 times a week, most the time with all beans and no meat (trying to be health conscious, funny that's the reason I eat Tbell so much). I also drink constantly and never experience any of the shitting problems Sj Nation has after Taco Bell. Maybe you guys need to have your colons cleansed or something.
  11. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    One of the weekly Super Market mags just did a huge profile on the chick who lost all that weight on the Taco Bell diet.
    I believe it's called dysentery.
  12. You're not volunteering for the job, are you?
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