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What's dolphin-speak for "Puff, puff, give?"

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Dec 31, 2013.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Dolphin schools are notorious for their underperformance.
  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    That's a really bad sign of the declining morals within dolphin societies.

    What's next, bestiality - sex with humans?

    I've never understood how a dolphin could prefer a cock in the old blowhole over some nice dolphin vagina.
  4. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Lazy pieces of shit.

    It's one thing if they're teens, but I have no respect for adult Dolphins that do this.
  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Did they get dolphin tits?
  6. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Haven't had a good coach since Don Shamu
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    And then they wash it down with a little Goldfish. Perfect.
  8. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    Tell LTL he can use "doobies" as a pun now.
  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Would be good to get Buck's thoughts on this.
  10. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    Pufflefish ... mushrooms ... any ship in a storm ...
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