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What would you do.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by boots, Sep 11, 2006.

  1. boots

    boots New Member

    Was in a public bathroom using the urinal when the guy next to me stopped and actually looked over to the little barrier to see my weed whacker. I didn't like it. What would you have done in the same situation?
  2. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Tell BYH to keep his eyes on his own junk.
  3. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Boots, have you ever started a non-ficticious thread?
  4. boots

    boots New Member

    This just happened this afternoon.
  5. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    He probably thought it was weird that you'd take a weed whacker to the urinal. Maybe he was looking for dandelions.
  6. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Yet another quality post outta 21. Well done by you.
  7. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    I predict you tell us the following happened...

    -- You said "well, you got a look, so now you're getting a feel." And then you proceeded to hop backward, sidestepped quick, yanked down his belt and drilled him in the touchhole.

    -- You then swizzled your cock in the blue comb water, you know, for disinfecting purposes.

    -- He then begged to lick your taint until you would shoot a nut between his eyes.

    -- And before you'd pull up your pants, you let him eat an Andes Creme d'Menthe out of your asshole.

    -- So he finishes his mint and you ask his name. Lo and behold, he's the ex-husband of your anal-loving neighbor. And you leave the bathroom together, head to her place, and have a Bukkake-fest until she looks like the statue of David.
  8. Flash

    Flash Guest

    OK, gross. I was going to suggest you swing and spray his shoes.
  9. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Post of the week, at least.
  10. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    You should have challenged him to a cockfight.
  11. dog428

    dog428 Active Member

    Reminds me of a joke ...

    Guy goes into the bathroom at a casino, sits down and starts to handle business. Couple seconds later, another guy enters the stall next to him. After a short pause, the second guy says, "Hey, how you doing?"

    First guy, a little unsure: "I'm OK. You?"
    Second: "OK. How'd you do on the tables?"
    First, still a little uneasy with the bathroom chatter: "Not bad. I'm a little better than even."
    Second: "Yeah, me too. Y'all have any plans tonight?"
    First: "Well, me and my wife are thinking about taking in a show somewhere. Not sure just yet where or what. We're checking some options."
    Second: "Hey, hold on just a second. I'm in the bathroom here and every time I ask you a question this asshole in the next stall answers."
  12. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

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