What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Just wondering.
They are on sale at the grocery store.
I would spend money to buy them, but that's about it. If I'm looking for a frozen treat, I prefer the ice cream sandwich or a frozen Snickers.

 

Klondike makes it own version of the ice cream sandwich and it's damn good.

What would I do for them? I wound endure the hostile neglect of the checkout girl who is slam dunking the two-liter soda bottle while whining to a co-worker eight registers away about how unfair it is that she has to work this Saturday.

 

I'd change my sexual orientation. Then change back to get seconds.

 

I'd post two sentences.

 

First, I'd have to decide which one I want. Crunch bar, Heath bar, Neapolitan, peppermint pattie, chocolate, dark chocolate, original, strawberry cheesecake.

We actually served up Klondikes at our latest deck party, much to the delight of our guests.

 

You'd want Peppermint Pattie?

 

Then do it.

I'd sleep with Rosie O'Donnell...wait...I'd punch Rosie O'Donnell in the face for a Klondike bar...and I wouldn't be breaking my rule of not hitting women, either.

EDIT: Damnit. You already did it. My apologies.

 

She's a fiery redhead, Charlie Brown.

Oops. Wrong thread.

 

We had Klondikes for the office Super Bowl party to salute Pittsburgh (and of course Starbucks coffee to rep Seattle). We went through about 8 boxes in twenty minutes.

It's a damn good ice cream bar.

 

The York peppermint patties one are good, but dammit, I'm yearning for Neapolitan one after seeing this thread. They're the best.

Then again, I need my work my way through all those flavors this summer, so there's room to change my mind.

 

Boots' neighbor?






Oops. Thought the thread title said "Hershey bar."

 

Do I smell a "Ice Cream March Madness" project here????????