What the hell kinda drunk are you?/Favorite Shot

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Ding. Ding. That's it. And thank goodness Ouzo is the only Greek thing I did that night but God it was bad enough.

 

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or if anyone here is into moonshine,

Artist/Band: George Jones (but there's great rockin' cover by the Waco Brothers)
Lyrics for Song: White Lightning
Lyrics for Album: Live Recordings From the Louisiana Hayride (its on the Waco Brothers' Cowboy in Flames album)


Well in North Carolina, way back in the hills
Me and my old pappy had a hand in a still
We brewed white lightnin' 'til the sun went down
Then he'd fill him a jug and he'd pass it around
Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy's corn squeezin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

Chorus:
Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him,
But my pappy kept a-cookin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

--- Instrumental ---

Well I asked my old pappy why he called his brew
White lightnin' 'stead of mountain dew
I took a little sip and right away I knew
As my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue
Lightnin' started flashin' and thunder started crashin'
Shhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

Chorus:
Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him,
but my pappy kept a-cookin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

--- Instrumental ---

Well a city slicker came and he said "I'm tough"
I think I wanna taste that powerful stuff
He took one g-g-glug and drank it right down
And I heard him a moaning as he hit the ground
Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy's corn squeezin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

Chorus:
Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him,
but my pappy kept a-cookin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'...

 

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

Never understood how a culture that came up with the Myths, representative democracy, Katsambalis and spanakopita could have foisted ouzo on the world.

Jones trivia: He was shitfaced when he recorded that. His stumbling over the word "slug" was unintentional.

 

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I only read this and not Estreet's post and I thought this was about our Jones.

 

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Never heard Jones' version, just the Waco's take.

 

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OK. Thread change. What's your favorite shot?

Tequila and salt for me.

 

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outing alert...

 

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I feel like a failure in life. I don't have an answer to this question.

 

What about the slippery nipple. I did a lot of those because the girls I hung around with loved 'em. Tasted like ... god I don't remember ... the more I drank em the more I forgot.

 

I've never had one, Write. I haven't done a lot of shots that most people do, even the most common ones. I'm not sure what this says about me, but there you have it.

All right then. Buckdub and I can have some beer together while not giving a fuck about things. Dig it.

 

I've done a few Jaegermeister shots in the past few months. Not a big fan of 'em myself, but the one who initiates the need for J-shots is "worthwhile" to me and other co-workers.

 

You should repent, son.

Screaming Orgasm

1 oz vodka
1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
1/2 oz half-and-half