What the hell kinda drunk are you?/Favorite Shot

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

Artist/Band: Byrd Tracy
Lyrics for Song: Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo
Lyrics for Album: Ten Rounds
I walked in and the band just started
the singer couldn't care a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought no way with all this rukus

But after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping along with the beat
And After two rounds with Jose Cuervo
The band was sounding pretty darn good to me

Then some stranger asked me to dance
and i reviled to her my two left feet
Said "Don't get me wrong, im glad you asked,
But tonight's about beating an old memory

Then after Three rounds with Jose Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after Four rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before

Well, round five or round six
I forgot what I came to forget
After Round seven, Or was it eight?
I bought a round for the whole dang place

And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo
They were counting me out and i was about to give in
Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started counting again

 

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I thought she meant "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" by Joe Nichols.

 

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I am a happy, vivacious, accomodating drunk.

I tend to take over the room when among friends. Otherwise, I sit back and crack jokes about the dickhead other than I who has taken over the room. Rat bastard.

 

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I love Mexico and Mexican culture, but fuckabuncha tequila. Shit tastes like gasoline. When doing the south-of-the-border thing and wanting spirits, I'll take white rum. Usually, though, I'm fine with just beer. I can get into plenty of trouble with just beer.

 

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

A man after my own heart. That and the terrible, terrible experience I had with tequila in college.

 

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I am a quiet, timid drunk.

Not so much.

 

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I had a similar experience with two bottles of Southern Comfort. I can't even smell the stuff anymore.

 

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I'm a touchy-feely drunk. Love to give hugs, rub hands, be close.

Oh, and someone says I have a drunkface. I'm not naming any names Jones.

 

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

Yup. Sophomore year of college for me. SoCo = sugared horespiss. A vile and poisonous distillation.

 

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

So, uh, Sxy, can I buy you a drink?

 

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

Write-brained, you need to add an option for wicked: A swing-that-shit-wide-open drunk.

 

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I'm a depressed drunk. Alcohol makes me very moody, not happy, goofy, sloppy, talkative horny or mean... just too depressed to be any of those things.