What SJ needs ...

What SJ needs now is another folk singer, like I need a hole in my head.

What SJ needs now is a new Frank Sinatra, so I can get you in bed.

 

Is there a European Union law that requires the use of U2's Vertigo as a soundtrack to soccer highlights on YouTube?

 

I'm sitting in a laundromat/bar/restaurant/wi-fi place for my first real, actual, my-own-time internet usage in nearly two weeks.

Damn skippy.

 

You go, girl!

 

And I'm wasting it here with you freaks.

OK, question to all: I have a 10:30 a.m. draft with my new coworkers tomorrow for a fantasy league. I can come back here, but I had to beg them to let me use an outlet (my work comp holds a battery charge for less than 10 minutes). I can go to work, draft, then go home and back in at 4 for my 10-hour shift. Or I can say screw it, sleep in and let it autodraft.

Opinions?

 

Autodraft.

And you love us. Don't lie. Freak.

 

I do love you all. Oddly enough, I haven't started shaking about not being on here as much...but I do miss you guys. I can't remember what it was, but something happened and my first thought was "God, I wish I could post that."

:-\

 

That sounds like the coolest place EVAR.

 

That's not a good sign, IJAG.

 

Was it taking a breath?

 

And that's it and that's the only thing SJ needs, is this. SJ doesn't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all SJ needs. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all SJ needs. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all SJ needs. And that's all SJ needs too. SJ doesn't need one other thing, not one - SJ needs this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all SJ needs. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

 

Just make sure you don't drink the laundry detergent, while pouring the drink into the washing machine. That might not end well.