What money does to people

That's a wig on her; he's growing out some weird parted-in-the-middle mushroom 'do from his last movie, where he plays a Nazi with a Dorothy Hamill wedge.

 

She's in heels. He's standing on Brad Pitt's shoulders.

 

Money still can't buy Cruise height.

They look like some like they are from some weird 8th grade dance. He's trying to hold her around the waist, and his hand is up near her tits.

The aliens from planet Xenu have definitely lobotomized her. Look at the vacant stare.

 

When it came to Katie's new 'do, I was thinking more Anna Wintour wanna-be. Still, they are so not "royalty."

 

Alright, alright, look ... I don't have grace, I don't want grace ... I don't even say grace, OK?

 

The Diamondbacks did, but he was washed up by then.

 

We'll be in touch.

 

Indeed.

 

She's had that since they hooked up. It's freaky.

does anyone really believe Tom Cruise is sane and/or hetero? I mean, really? All those stories of other Hollywood starlets getting long-term contract offers to marry Tom? Faaaareak.