What in the weirdest parts of hell goes on at Demi Moore's house?

Hmm, now it seems synthetic marijuana might the culprit. Seriously, you're Demi freakin' Moore why smoke that crap instead of some high-end hydroponic pot?

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/demi-moore-smoked-something-convulsions-911-tape-185530950.html

 

And her role as Gloria Steinem in the new Linda Lovelace biopic is being taken by Mary-Louise Parker. I'm guessing that when producers realized they could get someone who is 100x the actress, they drove the bad shit over to Demi's house, loaded her up and called 911 to get themselves off the hook.

 

Imagine you have a metal garbage can over your head and shoulders and someone's banging on it, and it feels really fun. Yeah, you sorta have to be there.

(Also, as buck mentioned earlier, it would kill me now.)

 

If I recall correctly, and logically I probably don't, I would equate it to a 15 second LSD trip (from what I've heard about LSD of course).

And I should point out that I first heard of this story from an e-mail trail from my partners in crime on that infamous New Orkeans trip. The main theme was jokingly maybe we need to show Demi how it should be done.

 

WANG-wang-wang-wang-wang. Think metallic.

 

I don't know. I ate a lot of acid in my day. LSD is very similar to mushrooms and mescaline.
Nitrous is kind of it's own thing.
But very cool.

I am 42 years old. I'm way too old to be doing nitrous.
Yet I have a strange craving now.


And a hankering for acid, mushrooms and mescaline.

 

Next week on SportsJournalists.com I will take us down the cold pill aisle to see what will get you really juiced.
Call Demi, she needs to see this.

 

The "SportsJournalists.com" link leads to a law firm. You trying to entrap us?

 

Buck getting ready to party.

 

I was a big fan of recreational drugs.
It's true.


Now, of course, I am a responsible adult.

 

Now that's just too funny. And no, I'm not a nark.
But this guy might be

 

Moore is from Roswell, NM. Interesting.