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What happened to the "delete post" button?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by KYSportsWriter, Jul 21, 2014.

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  1. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    I once had to make 200 spitballs after school, with my troublesome friends.
    Didn't stop us from shooting spitballs.
     
  2. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Still burns, doesn't it, counselor?
     
  3. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

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  4. Fly

    Fly Well-Known Member

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  5. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    As long as we're re-running the classics ...

    A Day In The Life Of Dick Whitman

    5:34 a.m. Early bird gets worm. Up, beat off in shower. Fail to notice wife isn't in bed.

    6:12 a.m. Eat oatmeal, plain. Make dull comments on three SJ threads. Decide to mix it up, condescendingly explain obscure point of law to clueless poster. Get facts wrong. Will never know poster is an attorney.

    6:34 a.m. While walking at moderate pace to work, argue with homeless man about the legality of extraordinary rendition. When homeless man does not agree, yell at him, "I. AM. A. LAW. STUDENT," in Keanu Reeves voice from Point Break. Walk away feeling triumphant. Homeless man remains hungry.
     
  6. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

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  7. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    11:57 a.m. Attempt to call wife to tell her about correcting professor in class. Get voicemail. No matter. Man of Ideas.

    12:13 p.m. Eat turkey on white bread, alone. Notice others talking, laughing. Wonder if they know he is a Man of Ideas.
     
  8. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

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  9. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

  10. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Hey, guys, Riptide's taking someone else's joke again. Boy, that Riptide sure is a hoot.
     
  11. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

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  12. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    If we're trotting out Boeheim pics, I'm partial to this one:

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