What Happened to Jessica Simpson?

She doesn't look like the same person.





More from the paper of record here:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01272009/news/nationalnews/jessica_is_a_big_star_152217.htm

 

Looks like Romo's feeding her well.

 

She's back to her playing weight.

 

Those are some SERIOUS mom jeans. Wow.

 

I'd question whether that actually is Simpson. That looks like a 35-40 year old woman, based on the torso and upper arms. Perhaps the photo has been doctored?

 

Maybe the Daisy Duke photo was the doctored one.

 

If this were Wall St. Nick Lachey would be accused of some insider trading. Way to sell high.

 

Please don't insult moms that way.

 

She lost a ton of weight to play Daisy Duke, in one of the worst movies to ever be released in a theater. So that photo is one extreme and the other one is probably a combination of being a bad photo and her being a bit heavier than she was when she did the movie.

They showed her on TV with Romo a few weeks back and she didn't look noticeably different than how she normally looks.

 

No, that's her.

 

Okay, a couple more observations ...

1. Has her career sunk so low that she's doing gigs at the Pembroke Pines Chili Cook-off?

2. And if she sees the Post ("Jumbo Jessica" and "she could play on Romo's offensive line") she'll be purging before nightfall and come back in two months at about 118.

 

She is heavier but that's a really bad outfit on her.