What do you do for fun?

Janine Melnitz: You're very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead.
Janine Melnitz: Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play raquetball. Do you have any hobbies?
Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

 

I love ya, mikey, you know that.

I just have to draw the line at washing plasticware.

 

I understand, I guess. It's funny you say that because whenever I eat at other people's houses, and they've got the plasticware (are we going with that?), I ask them if they wash them. My nympho friend gave me a death stare, grabbed the knife and fork, covered in syrup and pancake leftovers, and threw them in the garbage. She said, "Normal people throw them out. You're weird."

 

plasticware

Main Entry:
plas·tic·ware Listen to the pronunciation of plasticware
Pronunciation:
\ˈplas-tik-ˌwer\
Function:
noun
Date:
1964

: articles made of plastic
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/plasticware

 

You're not weird. How about eccentric?

 

I like it. Thanks, Norman S.

Thank you, too, Jeremy. Sure, he's a year better, but he still hasn't forgotten the little people.

 

Lacey Underall: You're crazy!
Ty Webb: That's what they said about Son of Sam.

 

Year better, maybe. Year smarter, not so much. I can't handle the b-day shots at the bar like I used.

 

You should have taken my Mets bear, Bear. He's one heck of a drinking partner.

 

Not big fan of the environment, are ya?

 

he reuses. That's gotta count for something.

 

Yeah, Clever. I reduce and reuse. Like yesterday: I made a turkey and cheese sandwich on a napkin in the afternoon. When I got home, I used the same napkin to wipe the bagel sandwich grease off my fingers.