What did Sean Salisbury say?

I'm pretty sure he said "jew." Why would ESPN claim it was "chew," as in "chew the clock"? He's talking about being down 21-3 and trying to get back into it. They didn't want to chew the clock at that point.

 

I'm with maberger, there's no doubt he said 'jew.'

 

I once worked with a horrible woman who had no idea what she was saying when she repeatedly stated 'chew you down.' No doubt she'd heard it somewhere, liked the idea, and used it as her favorite insult, constantly.

I spent hours trying to think of ways to explain it to her, but finally decided I liked what it said about her every time she snarled it.

 

C'mon man. Show some creativity. Certainly we should be able to find a way to MAKE this Bush's fault.

 

I thought he said juke the first time I heard it. What the hell does 'chew' mean anyway? Or Jew?

Of course, Salisbury is a complete tool, so who knows why he would say Jew.

 

Sean Salsbury hates Jewish people [/Kanye West]

 

He should've just said the Colts were niggardly.

 

He should've said "I fucking suck and will kill myself now for the general utility of all people."

 

I'm familiar with the use of the word 'Jew' as a verb, but, aside from the obvious problem with its use, it doesn't seem to fit in the context of what Salisbury was saying.
But 'chew' and 'juke' seem to be even worse fits, given the context.

So, is Salisbury ignorant, a biggot or just such a buffoon that he simply utters a slurry of noises and syllables in the hope that his sequence of yelps, grunts and clicks will translate into language when they strike someone's ear drum?

 

The female Dwight Schrute or Michael Scott, huh?

 

"We'll nip, we'll tuck, we'll go, we'll crunch, we'll Jew, we'll do it all."

What the fuck does any of this mean?! Why does this moron have a job is the larger question.