What can I do?

I signed a driver's contract and the manager inspected my car. Tomorrow they're aparently having me in to watch a one-hour training video and read the driver's manual.

Sounds like I might be in the process of getting hired?

 

CR, . . .

YOU'RE HIRED!

 

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So is CR gonna deliver big sausage pizzas?

 

Have you considered a career as a professional poker player?

 

I'm not a big fan, but I dated a guy who was, so ya know.

Plus Xan posted it on the board one night.

 

There I am:

 

As long as I convince myself nobody will pull some Dead Prez shit on me, I plan to start this weekend.

"Sittin' in the living room on the floor
All the pain got me on some migraine shit, but I'm gonna maintain
Nigga got 2 or 3 dollars to my name
And my homies in the same boat going through the same thing
Ready for a cake
Better plot for the paper
We been living in the dark since April
On the candle, Gotta get a handle
My homie got a 25 automatic added to the camper
Nigga get the phone book look up in the yellow page
Lemme tell you how we fend to get paid
We gonna order pizza, when they send the driver
We gonna stick the 25 up in his face
Lets ride, stepping outside like warriors
Head to the notorious Southside
One weapon to the four of us
Hiding in the corridor until we see the Dominos car
headlights
White boy in the wrong place at the right time
Soon as the car door open up he mine
We roll up quick and put the pistol to his nose
By the look on his face he probably shitted in his clothes
You know what this is, It's a stick up
Gimme the do' from your pickup
You ran into the wrong niggaz
We running down the block hot with these pizza boxes
So we split up and met back at the apartment

Hell yeah (yo ain't you hungry my nigga?)
Hell yeah (you wanna get paid my nigga?)
Hell yeah (ain't you tired of starving my nigga?)
Hell yeah (well lets ride then)
Hell yeah
Hell yeah..."

:-\

 

CR --

As for your confusion about where you are in the hiring process, that is SOP for most national chains.

Never actually offering the job takes any chance for negotiation out of the way, so most go straight from interview to orientation without so much as saying, "You're hired."

It feels weird, but you've got the job.