What can Barry do to win you over?

Die. In. A. Fire

 

I think if he walked up to Jonesy, kissed him full on the mouth and yelled "I AM NOT WORTHY" and skipped off singing showtunes... yeah, I'd forgive him

 

If he could come over the house some weekend, help me straighten out some stuff in the garage and basement.

I'd have to say something nice about him at that point.

 

Go away.

 

Fight A.J. Pierzynski and Ozzie Guillen to the death.

 

Be honest with the media.

 

He's got a better shot at singing showtunes.

 

Barry could admit to using PED's and stop playing baseball until he unretires when he is 50 and takes 50 hit by pitches.

Edit: With out the armor he wears.

 

[standing ovation]

 

I'd like to point out that Barry is second among NL outfielders in fan voting for the All-Star Game.

 

game

set

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nicely played, buckdub

 

I play first base better than David fuckin' Ortiz can. Problem is, I'd have to hit the ball twice to get it out of Fenway. He could use a Wiffle Ball bat and average 30 HRs a year.

Re: Bonds. Fuck that guy. I wish every pitcher gave that piece of shit the Russ Springer treatment.