We're doomed. And I really mean it this time

I'd rather have my liquor straight. Why dilute it in some Jell-O?

 

And the wrong flavor jello fucks up the experience.

 

Shortly after, the same girl says 'does it really matter?'

Wow.

 

Yet another reason to like you.

 

You didn't make them right. Like most bootsians, that statement is horseshit.

 

I thought you just called Stoob a Bostonian.

 

Why would I insult my Irish peeps like that?

 

We enjoy insulting you. Your posts since April seem to indicate you enjoy being SportsJournalists.com's resident dunce. It's a match made in heaven!

 

Head over to YouTube and search for George Carlin and Owners of This Country.

Watch the first six minutes or so, until he goes off on the suicide angle.

A well-written delivery on the state of the mess we're in as a system that prefers willfully ignorant, obedient workers.

 

I refuse to believe that

 

I honestly didn't know until about a year ago that it was actual jello. I figured, from the word shot, it was like jello powder mixed in tequila or something.

 

This makes me want to go to Hollywood and commence a bloody murder spree, targeting specifically the Evil Three, MTV/music executives and photogs employed by celebrity spying rags.