We're all going to die

Is this officially the most d_b'd topic ever? If everybody who started or posted on one of these threads actually contributed to a single thread we might actually have something worthwhile.

 

Here's a much better one, my dear.

Everyone you know, someday, will die...

 

Signs of death via the black hole include sudden shortness of breath, disorientation and being sucked into a great giant vortex.

 

If these symptoms persist for more than four hours, consult your doctor. Oh wait, your doctor is gone.

 

These are also the symptoms of falling in love. Take a moment to ensure which affliction you are dealing with.

 

I've never been sucked by a vortex, but my brother used to date a girl we called the black hole...

 

Hey, we're all going to die! So what if it's talked about in ten different threads. THIS IS BIG NEWS, dammit.