Well, no sh*t Sherlock:

With excitement of game over, football fans pour out of Arizona

By AMANDA LEE MYERS
Associated Press Writer
PHOENIX (AP) — Super Bowl fans had hit the parties and seen the big game and by Monday they were ready to go home.

 

That's the end of the story, right? Clearly, there's nothing left to be said.

 

concise and to the point.

 

it is what it is.

 

I said that phrase today, though not in that way. It was in the middle of a sentence, and I still cringed.

 

?

 

Same here.

 

Are they supposed to stick around until Spring Training?

 

Super Bowl fans are who we thought they were!

 

Talk about your bright writing. Is this AP, or Gannett?

 

In other news, the sun rose in the east this morning, and Bill Belichick is still a lying, cheating, classless, dicksneeze.

More on these developments as they develop.

 

Man, who'd they have to hit up for quotes on that story?

Jacque Strap, owner of the E-Z-Qwik-E-Nevr-Stay-Long Mart #2, expressed dismay at the sudden drop-off of business Monday.
"Saturday and Sunday we did booming business, getting better customer numbers than we did following the 9th Annual Cheech-N-Chong film festival," the distraught owner said, as he threw away a box of 19 and D'oh T-shirts. "Almost no one has come in this morning except for cigarettes and coffee. I don't know why the NFL didn't warn us this could happen."