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Well, it's official ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by three_bags_full, May 20, 2007.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    You scored up high?
    Most of the time, men become daddies by going through the 5-hole...

    I think the lack of general direction tripped us up
  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    So congrats are in order then?
  3. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Oh, yeah. Congrats are in order, SC. First-time score. We're really lucky.

    Yeah, slapper. Sorry about the smoke screen.

    Dools: Well, "Household Six" is preggers.

    Army note: "XXXX Six" is reserved as the commander's call-sign.
  4. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    If your sperm is the size and shape of a hockey puck, you've got more pressing issues than your impending fatherhood.
  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Maybe Don Rickels is right in calling some people a hockey puck.
  6. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Congrats, t_b_f!
  7. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Thanks, ijag.
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Boy, at least half of your sidesaddle was clearly correct.
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    My sister is the type of person who lacks filter between brain and mouth. So when she got pregnant, the second thing she said to me was "ON THE FIRST TRY TOO! MY HUSBAND HAS SOME POTENT SPERM HUH?!" Ahh, my sister.

    Congrats TBF. Much health and happiness to mom and TBF Jr. (and obviously you too, but you know what I mean)
  10. chazp

    chazp Active Member

    Nice R.E.M. reference, Slappy.
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs agree.
  12. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    We have had several friends and relatives who've had LOTS of problems getting pregnant. We were sort-of suprised when we found out so quickly.

    Thanks for the well wishes.
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