Well i never

But I kinda like the music.

BINGO!

 

You better hope the governor's office does not find out. They'll revoke your state citizenship.

 

Never been called for jury duty.
Never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Never been skiing or ice skating.

 

Never used Facebook.
Never did anything involving a donkey.
Never been outside North America.
Never spelled defense or offense with a "c".

 

How has a grownup never had a peanut butter sandwich? Allergies, maybe?

Never been to Mexico.
Never learned to swim.
Never jumped from an airplane.
Never read a Dick Francis novel.
Never watched either of the Human Centipede movies.
Never had to flee a burning building or vehicle.
Never been to a snake-handling church.

And twins. Never.

Of that list, only the first one really holds much appeal at this point. And perhaps the second, just for self-preservation purposes.

 

No allergies. It just sounds disgusting to me. I like peanut butter, although I'm not a fan of jelly. I grew up in a house with parents who didn't like either one, so we never had it around. Outside of the house, it just never came up.

 

Are there kosherness issues?

 

I'm guessing the ingredients are pareve, so probably not.

 

Never been anywhere west of the Mississippi.
Never smoked a cigarette, even though I've probably got enough second-hand smoke in my system to last me a lifetime.
Never taken any illegal drugs.

 

I never thought I'd cross as many "nevers" off my list in one year as I did in my first year in Atlanta.

Does that count?

 

Never done anal. Prefer to stick Lil' Bal' in things I don't have.

 

Now, there's a 24th post with ... substance.