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Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possi-bly go wrong

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, May 10, 2007.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Possibly go wrong. Huh. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong here.

    We're all out of BORT license plates. I repeat: We are out of BORT license plates.

    (GoodDoc and Hockey Goon, this is your cue)
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    "Oh, I'm so embarrassed. I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die."

    "OK, throw her in the hole."
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Hey look over there! YOINK!!!!
  4. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please.

    (from the Itchy and Scratchy Land episode too)
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Hey look that bartender even looks like John Travolta!

    Yeah. Looks like.

    Mommy mommy8 buy me a license plate!

    No, come along Bort!

    Are you talking to me?

    No my son is also named Bort.
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Nazi Supermen Are Our Heroes!
  7. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    "Attention, Marge Simpson. Attention, Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested."

    "Attention, Marge Simpson, we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son."
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    But Marge I was a political prisoner!

    How were you a political prisoner?

    I kicked a giant mouse in the butt!! Do I have to draw you a diagram?
  9. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Hey, BYH, do you know where I can order a Lil' Bastard traveling kit?
  10. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Man 1: Mop and bucket man to the exit of the "Nauseator".
    Man 2: We got another jumper on the roof of T. G. I. McScratchy's.
    Man 3: We need more "Bort" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat,
    we are sold out of "Bort" license plates.
  11. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Bart: I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please.
    Marge: Bart!
    Homer: Eyeball stew.
    Marge: Homer! We just got here and already I'm mortified beyond belief
    by your embarrassing behavior.
    Bart: I was just ordering a cheeseburger, Mom. They have violent
    names for everything here.
    Marge: Oh, I see. All right, hmm ... I'll have the Baby Guts.
    Waiter: Lady, you disgust me.
  12. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Bart: A chopper! We're saved!
    Man: [in Itchy costume] Hey! You're the guys that didn't like our
    capering. When you get to hell, tell 'em Itchy sent you.
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