Weird eating habits

a-1 steak sauce sandwich. also campbell's chicken noodle soup out of the can

 

Doctor told you to quit?


I use ham and cheese and roll it up, but that's for eliminating the bread carbs rather than the taste.
I put pickle spears on a hot dog; normal for me, strange here in the south.
Ms. Slappy puts ketchup on all steak -- which really pissed me off the other night when I grilled two beautiful New York strips...

 

Nah, just tired of having an itchy sphincter when a packet passed through. Har.

As a kid, ate tablespoons of sugar at a time.

 

She'd be grilling her own, if that were me.

Hell, people get up in arms about ketchup on a hot dog. On a steak?

I'll just say I'm a creative leftover user, and leave it at that.

 

One can Campbells cream of mushroom soup. One can tuna. A couple cups of pasta.

Boil the pasta, drain. Stir in soup and tuna as is.

If I have time, grate cheese over top.

 

mashed potato hard tacos.

 

During the long-distance relationship portion of our lives, on one of her visits, I made filet mignon, seasoned with creole and stuffed with bleu cheese. She tried going for the ketchup, I suggested she might find some at the airport that night. Smart woman she is, she knew to put the bottle down. She grumbled, but knew better.

 

Man, you guys are gross!

I like my applesauce mixed with cottage cheese...or cottage cheese mixed with peaches or pears or pineapple.

 

I don't do leftovers.

 

I just thought of one.

Cold leftover mac and cheese with salsa.

 

slug of milk from the jug, slurp of hershey's chocolate from the bottle -- voila, chocolate milk. do that enough times till I'm full.

 

Is that good, Zeke? I just might try cooking that into my next extravagant meal.