Week 2 college football thread.

Coming up on ESPN "College GameDay" in a few: Miss Teen South Carolina will show us the location of Appalachian State on a map.

Seriously.

 

Something sports writers and fanboys can agree on:

http://beatsaban.com/

 

That photo of Miles and LSU fans wearing the shirts comes from the signing-day function where, in front of thousands, including his wife and children, Miles famously referred to the Tigers' now-elevated rivalry with "fuckin' Alabama."

 

Lee Corso and Steve Spurrier won't be trading Christmas cards anytime soon.

 

Am watching the start of the Miami-Oklahoma game.. .if this broadcast were a movie, Ed Cunningham would be played by Ethan Embry...

 

Should have been pass intereference on the Sooners on the opening play. [canesfanboylooser]

 

At least it was overturned.

Toby F'n Keith introduced the Sooners? Seriously?

 

Yeah, what's with that shit? Hadn't seen Gino Torretta is ages too. Those Canes jerseys are awful. As is their D on the opening drive.

 

OK, I'm sitting in the living room in from of the HDTV. Ms. Slappy is at her brother's birthday party/watching the Alabama game and I'm working on a story in the lazboy...
Am channel surfing and have noticed something missing. For the first time in I dont know how long, I realize that there is no Big Ten football on the early game. No ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNPlus games to be found anywhere.
Fuckabunchabigtennetwork.
I'd like to watch Akron beating Ohio State, 2-0, but not worth bending over for Jim Delany.

 

Sometimes Nike fucks with jerseys just for the sake of fucking with jerseys.

Randy Shannon's defense is going to have to get better, otherwise OU is going to run the 'Canes right back to Coral Gables.

EDIT: O-line might want to work on its pass-blocking as well.

 

Looks like Big Ten Network convinced Dish Network to put them on.

In my future and yours ... running women's crew threads by me. At long last!

 

Fixed. Marshall 13, West Virginia 6 at halftime.