Was it the gambling, Juanita Jordan?

Michael Jordan, wife file for divorce after 17 years of marriage
CHICAGO (AP) – Michael Jordan and his wife, Juanita, filed for divorce Friday after 17 years of marriage.
“Michael and Juanita Jordan mutually and amicably decided to end their 17 year marriage,” the couple said in a statement issued through their lawyers. “A judgment for dissolution of their marriage was entered today. There will be no further statements.”

 

HALF!

 

This story got an URGENT tag on the Illinois AP wire.

 

First Tyson, now this! What next, positive steroid results in the BALCO case??

 

Mark Prior successfully completes spring training...

 

Amicably, my ass.

 

Kerry Wood throws a pitch without experiencing pain...

 

And hits Alfonso Soriano in the wrist, sidelining him for the season.

 

Think so.
Some porno actress was trying to peddle a story a while back about how she had an affair with Jordan.

 

And as the trainers rush out to tend to Soriano, one collides knee-to-knee with Aramis Ramirez, who dislocates his kneecap in the process.

 

How about the two Page Six items this week on Jordan? One was of him 'hitting on girls' with somebody like Ewing or Oakley ... then, today, the follow had Jordan 'behaving himself' or such suchery.

It reeked of MJ's agent calling in to beg for some payback.

I'd set the over/under at what she'll get at $275 million.

 

I'm taking the over.