Want to work for the city of Bozeman? Fork over all of your online passwords.

And not only is he using my name, he has posted an obviously photoshopped picture of me doing a keg stand in my underwear.

 

And it's also an invasion of privacy and an infringment on individual rights.

Canadian law doesn't allow drug testing except under certain well defined conditions and certainly not as a condition of employment.

 

Ohmigod, you're JDV!!!
Just to check, answer these questions:
• Have you had lunch with Rumsfeld?
• Do you score demonstrably, provably hot chicks?
• Do you use the word "scoreboard" as a verb, noun and adjective?
Say yes and it would be official.

 

1) No
2) Not for awhile. I can't get on board with pregnancy sex.
3) Verb and noun only.

 

I kinda miss JDV. Like Bandwagon Boy and Pickle Juice (was that her name?), he provided hours of entertainment.

 

He is too busy with Raiderettes and speakerphone videos to answer your questions!!

 

You should give pregnancy sex a try.

 

Or if a financial institution wants your information for marketing purposes.

 

I do too. I think he should come back.

 

This'll fix'em

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

 

It's amazing how many alias I have. I did a google search on my own name and it took 20-something pages to find anything remotely connected to me. Lots of interesting characters with the same name. Can come in quite handy for a number of purposes.

 

There are only two of me, and the other one lives at my dad's house.