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Wanna plan my day?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Trey Beamon, Aug 8, 2006.

  1. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    I'm on vacation until Monday. Things are laid out nicely Thursday-Sunday (go home, visit family, catch a Pirates' game, all that good stuff).

    Tomorrow is another story entirely. The paycheck won't be in the account until Thursday morning, so I'm left with $50 cash and no plans.

    Any ideas -- movies, music, whatever -- besides the quick drive to Tahoe? ;)

    Feel free to offer suggestions, post pad. Whichever comes first.
  2. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Masturbate. Constantly.
  3. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

  4. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I had that thought watching one of those dumb eating contests on TV the other day. I can't believe ESPN celebrates gluttony. It occured to me that a much better contest would be to put 10 guys on the clock and see how many times they could whack off. It just seems much more health--and productive--to me.
  6. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    I expected nothing less, folks. Keep 'em coming. ::)
  7. BigRed

    BigRed Active Member

    Ask, and you shall receive (kind of, for charity)

  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    You can finish the six things I have to do--that were originally three things before certain people flaked out on me--so that I can go to a concert tonight.
  9. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Night Ranger's in town, huh? :D
  10. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Nah...Wilson Phillips is in town.
  11. joe

    joe Active Member

    With special guest stars Nelson.
  12. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Lots and lots of beer. Followed by lots and lots of golf. Then, maybe head to the beach.

    And, of course, masterbate to hot chicks once you're there. But be sure to put some sunscreen on your bean before you start or you could end up slathering a load of cocoa butter on the little fella.
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