Waiter, there's a cock in my soup

That episode was on Sprout this morning. Grover is so nasty.

 

I always thought the Baltic states would be an interesting place to visit.
I have reconsidered.

 

They're perfectly fine, as long as you never argue with anyone, pass out or sleep.

 

Sleep with your brown eye open
Biting your pillow at night

 

When studying french in junior high, there was nothing more juvenile and more fun than to utilize 'le coq' during class discussions just to piss off the teacher.

14-year old me, the only boy in the entire French class: "Coq au vin? Ah, oui! Elles aiment les coqs! Elles aiment les coqs!"

I did not do well in French. Astounding, I know.

 

Yeah, you like the coq

 

Or use Russian dressing.

 

I'm sure his dad would've been proud that he risked his life for his son's inalienable right to have a wooden spoon shoved up his ass.

 

If you can't shove a wooden spoon up someone's ass, the terrorists win.

 

Is the spoon a family heirloom from Estonia, or is it a foreign object because it's an American spoon and his family's from Estonia?

 

Did the waiter look like this?

 

Is that the foot long?