VMAs...anyone watching?

I'm not watching, but I'll take a guess as to what happened. Lady Gaga scares small children with her outfit, girls cheer on Justin Bieber while everyone else goes deaf, and Kanye West makes an acceptance speech without an award. Anything I miss?

 

Re: VMA's...anyone watching?

I'm not watching, but I will never stop loving Jordan Catalano.

That is all.

 

Yeah, he kind of looks like Jordan's drug-rehabbing, aged-beyond-his-years, trying-to-hold-on-to-his-youth cousin...but still fucking hot.

 

If I am ever elected President, i will declare Taylor Swift singing live to be illegal.

Sweet christ, her voice is death. She might be the MOST studio-created singer in the past 5 years.

 

I don't know about the most, but it was uncomfortable to watch. If memory serves, weren't we horrified last year when she sang too?

 

Yeppers. Might not have been the VMAs, but it was some other live performance. She simply can't carry a tune.

 

MTV took a break from "reality" shows to focus on music!?!

 

Well, not necessarily...the bozo's from Jersey Shore are coming up next.

 

I could've done without the meat dress, but that was pretty damn cool what Lady Gaga just did.
And I love seeing Cher in that outfit again...she looks fabulous.

I could care less about Kanye West....

 

Goddammit, I thought Kanye had killed the AutoTune. This shit is on my last nerve.

He's fucking insane, and I fear a really BAD meltdown....but I'll be damned if he's not talented as shit if you like his style of music.

 

I'm hoping he gets nailed with a whiskey bottle.
Not just at the VMAs, either. At least once a day, randomly, while walking down the street.

 

I thought the AutoTune was already busted before Kayne douchebagged his way to the stage.

Taylor Swift must have paid someone to mess that damn thing up.