Virgin Tales — Chapters 3-6

Dude if you stick through her through all this rehab and shit -- her flower is yours , has to be. She can't not give it to you!

 

Jay, are you falling? Or have you fallen?

Am glad I missed out on reading the kneecap story while eating. I had to skim through the story as it was ... and that's with just a latte.

By the way, I love sunflowers. And daisies. But I have simple tastes when it comes to romance.

Explains the intelligence level of some of the boys I've dated.

 

All I see is jealousy. Anyone else?

 

In a previous episode, it was established that she mastrubates like a wild monkey just like the rest of us. I think he'd be on safe ground.

 

Ok, I'm going to have to go read the previous episodes. I missed that little detail. Pretty interesting comfort level for a couple that has not had sex yet.

Edit: Ok, the part about masturbation is in Chapter 2. Glad I went back and read that. At some point, don't blue balls become terminal?

 

I would be willing to bet that every woman here has been solemnly assured that they do.

 

Well played.

 

It's been three weeks. So what's up with this exciting drama? Is there a lucky Chapter No. 7?

 

Jay went on a gay camping trip.

 

Reminds me of a joke:

If you were camping and woke up to find a used condom in your ass, would you tell someone?

 

How is Marla's knee anyway?

 

I had a moment of wishing there was more to this story today ... I only wish I knew a TV producer so it could be picked up as a sitcom. I'd watch it every Monday on CBS right before How I Met Your Mother.