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Viagra falls: What goes up must come down?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by maumann, Dec 10, 2020.

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  1. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    I take a happy pill
    It was a boner pill
    I take a water drink
    And my dick de-shrink
    Tightening pants remind me of the good times
    Check my watch remind me it's been up a long time

    Driving to the ER tonight
    Driving to the ER tonight
     
    Spartan Squad, Dec 10, 2020
    #13
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  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

     
    Songbird, Dec 10, 2020
    #14
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  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Don't forget "Get Up."
     
    Starman, Dec 10, 2020
    #15
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  4. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

     
    Starman, Dec 10, 2020
    #16
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  5. maumann

    maumann Well-Known Member

    Chubbywamba.
     
    maumann, Dec 10, 2020
    #17
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  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Hammer hed when I was in Jamaica when a married man was pounding his side piece and missed and ...

    MAN
    BREAKS
    PENIS
     
    Songbird, Dec 10, 2020
    #18
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  7. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    "Hammer hed" works on multiple levels.
     
    Twirling Time, Dec 10, 2020
    #19
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  8. Hooray4snail

    Hooray4snail Active Member

    I have a feeling it would sound something like this. The pre-song banter is worth a listen, but the song itself starts about a minute in.

    The pride of Tupelo, Mississippi ...

     
    Hooray4snail, Dec 11, 2020
    #20
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  9. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    That was hilarious.

    He got a little Jerry Clower in him.
     
    Last edited: Dec 11, 2020
    swingline, Dec 11, 2020
    #21
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  10. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

    PUMP IT UP!

     
    Slacker, Dec 11, 2020
    #22
  11. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

    That, uhh, happened to me once.
    It really did feel like it snapped in half.

    Five minutes later, the rally of a lifetime ...
     
    Slacker, Dec 11, 2020
    #23
  12. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    The mixup left some people with hard feelings.
     
    Last edited: Dec 11, 2020
    The Big Ragu, Dec 11, 2020
    #24
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