Verlander buys the cow

Holy cow!

 

At her age, it's veal. It's the best in the city

 

6

 

Those babies are all-natural, non-GMO, USDA choice.

 

Moo

 

Nice udders.

 

That was still going up when it cleared the lights in left field.

 

Yeah, she's a six. On the Budweiser scale.

 

They're udderly spectacular.

 

So chicks are now cows. Yeah, but I'm the misogynist, ya fucking hypocrite.

 

LOL.

You're missing a pretty big and well-known inside joke here.

Also, you're stupid.

 

Inside to people who spend all day here maybe.