Vanity Licence Plate Giant Fail. And Ted, hand in your man card.

What?!
Why have I never seen this phenomenon? How long has this been going on?

 

Since the day after they invented the trailer hitch

 

I can't post pics, so someone else will have to find the Florida "Ass Orgy" plate.

 

I am 40 years old, and I have never seen any scrotal talisman hanging from a pickup's trailer hitch.

 

Apaprently you've never driven behind ChrisL.

 

Be the first in your neighborhood.

http://www.bullsballs.com

 

http://yournutz.com/

The audio is not entirely SFW, depending where you work.

 

Vanity plates, bumper stickers, et al are generally about one thing: Explaining to the public the EXACT TYPE of douchebag you are.

Generally.

 

They're usually of the blue or brass variety. I have yet to see any of them dangling into a purse, though I suspect that's where more than a few of the drivers' berries actually reside.

 

Perhaps her surname was "Ted" and there was no man

But glad that your smug superiority amuses you while you commute. (Heck, even the description of your commute - 15 minutes and "non-freeway" - smacks of insufferability.

 

I have a bumper sticker on my sub-compact commuter car that says, "My balls are on my big pickup truck."

 

There's a minivan in my neighborhood that just makes me shake my head every time I see it. It's a red van, the standard Dodge Caravan mom carpooler, but they painted white stripes down the sides, and on each front door there's a giant, NASCAR-style slanted "3".

The best part? The stencil across the top of the windshield that says "MAN VAN."

Uh, no, dude. It makes you look 100 times more pathetic than just driving a minivan would.