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US officials admit aliens present at Roswell

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Aug 31, 2006.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member


  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I knew it.
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Those pesky aliens! They should put up a 22,000-parsec wall between us and Zeta Reticuli.
  4. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    I have to admit, that's a great thread title.
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Bravo Inky. That is an awesome find and thread title.
  6. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Yeah, but the Zeta Reticulians will do jobs on earth that no other aliens will do. Just try to get a Romulan or a Klingon to cut a lawn or clean pools.
  7. Twoback

    Twoback Active Member

    Literally, I laughed out loud.
  8. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    Aliens make great laborers because their squid-like arms can handle mutiple tasks at once. It's no surprise why Pat Buchanan wants to keep them out of this country.
  9. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Paging Songbird!
  10. Matt Foley

    Matt Foley Member

    Bravo Inky, bravo... :D
  11. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Nicely done, sir.
  12. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    When you live in Roswell for any period of time longer than a 30-minute drive up and down the main drag on a sweltering Friday night looking for toothless crack whores who are more than willing to let you go A-T-M for a dime bag or two, you begin to notice that Roswell inhabitants, some of them, look like products of alien-human sexual relations. Aliens in Roswell? Damn straight, bubba. Then there's the Roswell legend of a cracked-out mother who sold her daughter (4 or 5 years old) in the Sonic parking lot for a couple of 8-balls. Such a sweet town, Roswell.

    But, Cadet, we both know Roswell folk are nothing like the folk of Picacho Street ...
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