Unhealthy attraction to animals

It's OK. Often times cows in that situation don't know how to bathe themselves. He had to show them the right way to shower

 

This proves the old adage:

If you give away the milk for free, he's going to want to marry the cow.

 

Thank Tebow I put down my coffee cup before reading this one ...

 

Please let there not be anything about an assistant farmer hearing "clanking noises" coming from the cow's barn.

 

Nah. I remember the story pretty well. There was a good thread here about it when it happend. My old company commander is from that area, so I always make Eunumclaw jokes.