Unfortunate last name of the day

OK, I have the sense of humor of a 12-year-old, but this made me crack up when I saw it.

Columbus Blue Jackets Recall Defenseman Grant Clitsome from American Hockey League's Syracuse Crunch

http://bluejackets.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=522316&navid=DL|CBJ|home

 

I can't find the humor in that.

 

Thread. Closed.

 

He is a much better skater than his brother Harry.

 

There was a wrestler in my neck of the woods this season with the last name of Glasscock

 

I bet he spends a lot of time in a boat.

 

Legendary NASCAR driver Dick Trickle growls, "Get off my lawn!!"

 

I not only know a guy named Glasscock but another named Sincock. Seriously.

 

You don't want to rub that guy the wrong way.

 

Scouting report says he's an annoying little thing. Always complains his teammates aren't giving him enough attention, especially when the offense penetrates the opponent's zone.
And when he actually scores a goal? Forget it. He spasms like an epileptic stuck on top of a paint shaker. Only good thing is he has the potential to score several times a night if he gets the puck in just the right spot.

 

Now that is some quality work.