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"Undateable"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Dick Whitman, Jul 19, 2010.

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  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    As he said....
     
    dooley_womack1, Jul 19, 2010
    #25
  2. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    JR, Jul 19, 2010
    #26
  3. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    OK, fine.

    One of us here is older than 75 and all but three or four are overweight.

    So, I guess it's a non-issue.
     
    Oggiedoggie, Jul 19, 2010
    #27
  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I laffed at the C-word being #1.

    Didn't get:
    100. Man Shakes
    74. Fake Swearing
    51. “Moist”
    29. Double Demin
    6. The V & Other Gestures
    5. Bustin’ a Sag
     
    poindexter, Jul 19, 2010
    #28
  5. CR19

    CR19 Member

    What rules is this guy in violation of, then?
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    CR19, Jul 19, 2010
    #29
  6. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Hair, glasses, shirt, tie, suspenders

    If it were a full frontal shot we could probably find five other fashion faux pas. :)
     
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    JR, Jul 19, 2010
    #30
  7. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I didn't think that Larry believed in premarital dating.
     
    Oggiedoggie, Jul 19, 2010
    #31
  8. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    35. Owning A Van

    So I guess plumbers and certain tradesmen are undateable.
     
    NoOneLikesUs, Jul 19, 2010
    #32
  9. sportsguydave

    sportsguydave Active Member

    30. Wimpy Drinker

    But apparently, excessive drinking is fine. ::)

    45. Penis Enlargement

    So apparently size doesn't matter after all, huh?
     
    sportsguydave, Jul 19, 2010
    #33
  10. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Didn't "30 Rock" have a whole plot line about this sort of thing? Did whoever write this basically steal the whole "dealbreaker" thing or something?
     
    Flying Headbutt, Jul 20, 2010
    #34
  11. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    I would assume by wimpy drinker they're talking about dudes who order white wine, cosmos and appletinis.
     
    Cosmo, Jul 20, 2010
    #35
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    But I don't order them all at the same time.
     
    Ace, Jul 20, 2010
    #36
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